<p>At first look, the abbasi household in Leesburg, Virginia is a normal happy family. They have fruit and vegetables in their fridge, and plenty of required sustenance. Once you take a closer look, however, the abomination within is uncovered and horrors unfold A quick glance into the pantry shows no evidence of the one key to a child's happiness- cookies. A look into the refrigerator shows no dough in sight, meaning that there are no cookies in this house. One may argue that cookies aren't required to live, but neither is the Internet. It's an implied requirement of any happy living, the ability to eat cookies and watch Netflix with 760P quality that is only available through the access of wifi. This should not be denied by any parent, especially with an argument such as "oh, eat an apple." If you have ever had an intense, burning desire to have a cookie, you'll know what we're talking about. All we want is this. </p><p>-A responsible adult to escort us to a grocery store where cookies are available. </p><p>-Cookies</p><p>Please sign for this worthy cause and bring joy to these children's lives</p>
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