<p><strong>Humans! It's time to stop saying your politicians look like turtles or tortoises! They do not! </strong></p><p>Our side eyes are unmatched by any politician. We can stretch our necks out in the sun in and look glorious, something any humans can only dream of! Last, but definitely not least, not one of those politicians we are being compared to has sexy leggies and tails like we do! </p><p><strong>10 out of 10 shells agree! It's time to stop the madness!</strong></p><p>Sign the petition to show your support! Every shell counts! (human support is welcome and will keep you on our good side). </p><p>sincerely,<strong> </strong></p><p><strong>Zoya Pants</strong></p><p><em>Founder of Turtles and Tortoises against being told they look like silly human politicians.</em> </p>
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